Graduate hacks government server to employ himself and other bizarre things

Today being a weekend day, I have made a collection of the funny, bizzare and weird things that have been happening over the internet in the past week.

How many were hearing about the black hole for the first time this week? mkono juu! 

I have written too much, let’s take a commercial break!

That thing they are calling the black hole I am told it is 500 million trillion km away. Well, in simpler terms, it is the same distance from where you are to hell.

Maybe you haven’t heard about it because there was no ruto..Anything without ruto doesn’t really make sense.

Those who wonder what hole that is and who dug it, it just something that’s so big and has a lot of strength.

But leave that alone after the images were released, the online communities realized that they had been having the black hole all this time. It few words, the black hole is just a doughnut viewed against a light source

Exits black hole, come this wamnyonyez..By the way, who aid fun should be expensive?. If you miss those days when you used to milk the cow, you can still do it.

It’s now exam time pale JKUAT. If you spent all your time and energy on betting and watching games such that you didn’t study for the exams, here you got your dish served, hot!. But if you think there was no cheating in tat exam room, then you’re wrong. Think about it this way, who took the photo?

The saddest thing for those students is to complete education and expect to get a job almost instantly. If they don’t get the job, the government shouldn’t be surprised if any of them hacks the servers and employs himself like what this student did.

The graduate from South Africa employed himself as a site administrator in the department of healthcare. He has been in the job since June last year and he told his parents that he is employed. In fact, he has been sending the parents Sh50,000 every month.

Let’s come back to Kenya. Now, what if you bake a cake and it comes out like in the picture below even after you follow every instruction?

This is enough to cause a heart break. It is so disgusting and looks very bad. But now where are our rains as Kenya?

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And what is Tanzania saying now that they have been accused of holding their neighbour’s rains?
Un confirmed reports say that Tanzanian Environment Minister January Makamba says for Kenya’s Rains to be released where it is stuck in Tanzania, Kenyan should pay a Ransom and Nairobi government is yet to Reply.

Have a nice weekend. That’s all for today!

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