First of all I want to thank you my fans for the loyalty that you have for my style of writing. Kuwachekesha sio kazi rahisi, inabidi nafikiria sana ili niweze kutoa ujinga inawabamba!.Having said that, let us delve into some madness… shall we?
Today I scour the depths of the internet to fish out sarcasm written by guys who are mad to this level……
These are the same guys who have enough problems to fill a bucket. The government owes them, they owe their friends who are owed by the government because they have serious accumulation of debts at HELB…its a thick web..
These are the same guys who have shudrens so daft, that they were better off having a cow their stead. Coz coupled with all the debts that they have….kamshahara ni kadogo na analipia hio ng’ombe shule 20k, lakini haitambui addition!
They are also the same guys whom their parents followed the bible verse that says ‘spare the rod, spoil the child’ to the latter…..and had to pass their exams and understand Algebra the hard way, even if their tutor was their moma and she knew zee-row about the subject
These are the same guys whom Fuliza is kicking left, right and centre...because only when they are neck deep in their murk of woes, that they remember that someone owes them and they decide to call out for help, only for money to be sent and for it to be automatically swallowed..
As if that is not enough woes for them, they end up having sleepless nights…because their mind is racing all the time doing some serious mathematics of how to solve their problems. Unfortunately they end up having outlandish dreams such as these….
And because I am also in this category too, and all these credit institutions are behind my back chasing after me…i opt to zone out for some while. If I get the chance of eating pizza out of my daily regime of ugali sukuma, nitapiga nayo picha, na nitaipost huko IG!
This is a bonus, because I know that there are some of you who have crazy imaginations like this guy here Reggie. If you find yourself thinking that sharks are dangerous to humans, remember that is is full evidence that they actually mean you no harm.
