An Argentine billionaire, Ehud Arye Laniado, is reported to have died of a heart attack during an operation to enlarge his penis.
Laniado, 65, a diamond trader, died while on the operating table at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing the procedure.
This saddening news however, got mixed reactions online where majority posted funny comments about the nature of the death.
A few comments were sampled below.
Massive bank account. Micro penis. Sounds fair to me.
— LCX (@LCX_253) March 7, 2019
If he had known how to use it, he wouldn’t have needed it to be bigger…
— Wendy McCord (@WMcCord128) March 6, 2019
I swear, penises cause SO many problems. I'm really glad vaginas aren't like that. I mean when was the last time you heard of a woman's downfall all because she couldn't keep her vagina in her pants?!
— Hedda Lettuce (@jeaniebeanie777) March 6, 2019
And I was thinking of a reduction. Better to leave things the way they are.
— lepton939 (@lepton939) March 6, 2019
So I guess there really are some things money can't buy.
— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) March 6, 2019
Any other billionaires who had the same operation & is still alive: I’m available 😉
— BB (@SeeMeBe) March 6, 2019
Well bury him naked in a open coffin – get some value out of it🤔
— Hazzbola (@Hazzbola1) March 6, 2019
— karyn pierce (@junkforkaryn) March 6, 2019
He should have just paid people to say it was large.
— David Blount (@DSBlount) March 6, 2019
…so do they finish the surgery so he can be buried with his enhancement… or does it get tossed out with the scraps…?
— Mark Vang (@chmod777Mark) March 6, 2019
I once worked on a similar case – guy was circumcised for a "better appearance", didn't like the result, had a skin graft to replace the foreskin and it went gangrenous….
— polly dymock (@pollsstar) March 7, 2019
Just put a cucumber in briefs – all the fun, zero danger. pic.twitter.com/O315pRAkT4
— Afonso de Albuquerque (@TM_Sarakham) March 7, 2019
Guys, there truly is more than one way to skin a cat. Just sayin’ 😏 pic.twitter.com/g69PDM0Qfe
— WaterBluSky (@MsMariaT) March 6, 2019
How would you like that on your tombstone?! Did they finish the surgery anyway? Maybe he can use it in the afterlife!
— Cynthia Irvine (@Mom2S_J) March 7, 2019
This is both somehow sad on many levels but also gross!
— Patty Gaffney Tescher (@tescherp) March 7, 2019
Wow, what a way to become famous posthumously.
— Luanne Hanford (@hanford_luanne) March 6, 2019
I guess, then, that the sword is mightier than the penis.
— butch buckley (@BuckGbucky4) March 7, 2019
How could you have advised the billionaire?