The Bora Uhai Guide on how to survive overtaxation

 

According to a banter going around social media, this  could offer you the solution you need to survive in this era where the prices of items are on the rise. Personally I would say that whoever drafted this message is a genius ; brilliant mind has come up with strategies that can help many of us  save money.

You’ve probably come across this message but if you haven’t be my guest.. I could not resist sharing this. This is what stood out for me.

1. Don’t send withdrawal fee henceforth on top of money you send to others via M-PESA

2). Carry food to work. Increase your dinner so as to spare some for lunch. This you do by adding more water and salt in the stew and eating less ugali (salt is not overtaxed). If you’re not full with less ugali, take three glasses of water and rush to bed.

3). Switch off lights in your living room. Use the TV screen light instead

4. Enroll your car for Uber or taxify cab services. Its a luxarious liability under the new taxation.

5). Gamble regularly. You never know. Unaweza angukia jackpot. How much do they tax a jackpot by the way? Not many people win jackpots for the govt to rush and tax this income earner.

6). Avoid visiting your in laws. If you were heading for dowry payment, postpone immediately until further notice. Hopefully, you’ll win a jackpot and settle it soonest.

7). Convert your broke moments into fasting times as you face them. Man shall not live on bread alone remember?

8). Shower in twos to save the water bill.

9). I mean to the barber shops. Buy scissors and shave your kids on Saturday evening. For a start, they may look like shaved birds but you’ll master the skill with time

 

If you know who drafted this… tell them I feel encouraged.

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